Tuesday, April 24, 2007

RAWRHHHH.

English rocks sucks.
The test was -.-
Wrote less than 2 pages.
FAIL LAH. SURE ONE ):
The good thing, school was only like 1 hour today!
The test ends at 9 and you can go home already! [:

Anyway, me and Bernadette got caught by a female teacher for not tucking in shirt ]:

She went like..
Girls, tuck in your shirt.

She said that very softly.
We didn't heard her. Continued walking.

Then she shouted very loudly..
GIRLS, TUCK IN YOUR SHIRT!


And I was like..
SHOUT SO LOUD FOR WHAT? AS IF WE CANNOT HEAR?! WAHLAU.


After that, she waited for us to tuck in our shirts. And then YAKADAKADA #$@!?#%
Lectured us -.-

Say what..
SEC ONE ISIT? THINK YOU WHAT AHHHHHHHHHH?


I in my mind thinking..
SO WHAT? FISH LAH.


Then she said in a demanding voice..
NEXT TIME I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU DO THIS AGAIN! I WANT YOUR SHIRT TO BE TUCK IN FULL ALL THE TIMES!


I was like..
KANASAI! WE ALSO NOT THE ONLY SEC ONES WHO DIDN'T TUCKED IN THEIR SHIRTS. YOU SO FREE RIGHT? GOT SO MUCH TIME CATCH STUDENTS WHO NEVER TUCK IN SHIRTS RIGHT? GO ORCARD ROAD LAH. ALOT OF PEOPLE FOR YOU TO CATCH ONE [:


RAWRHHHHH >:O

Monday, April 23, 2007

Revelations Talk

Yesterday went to church super early with Jayna, Joan and Michelle. Study and do homework :D But then after a while, Michelle told us alot of things about the book of revelations. Very meaningful but SCARY. I seriously got freaked out. WE TALKED MORE THAN STUDY.

You people probably think that this is CRAP and will not believe this. But please, read on luh. AND BELIEVE.

Jayna wrote in her blog:
1998-A newspaper article came out, saying that in 10-15 years time a bar code will be inserted either in our forehead or right hand, so that we don't have to pay for items when we go shopping or whatever, we just like shop, so there won't be anymore stealing. Remember, FOREHEAD, or RIGHT HAND.

9 years later(Actually all along)-Revelation 13:16-18 in the bible
He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to recieve a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sel unless he had he mark which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666.
Scary right?! It's like what's from the past is coming true now! And 666 is the DEVIL'S number. And Singapore is going to be the first country to test that experiment ):



& yea. Michelle and Chee Yan and some other leaders are VERY SURE THAT JESUS IS COMING BACK TO EARTH IN OUR GENERATION.
YES, OUR GENERATION.

But before he comes back we have to go through RAPTURE and TRIBULATION.



Rapture means God will remove all christians from Earth to protect them and bring them to heaven.
Thessalonians 4:13-18, We are given a clear description of the rapture: "the dead in Christ will rise, then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord."

Tribulation means a period, generally thought to be seven years, in which the Anti Christ comes to power, and the world is destroyed by war, disease, rampant crime, earthquakes, and other nastiness.



Michelle thinks that the the rapture is going the happen after the tribulation.
Which means even christian have to go through tribulation before we can meet Jesus. Cos she say that there are signs that tribulation has already started. The 2004 tsunami, Global warming etc. And she says that the coming year would be more worse ):

But Chee Yan says the rapture is before the tribulation.
And that is the christian will be saved but only the non-christians go through tribulation.

AND ONCE AGAIN. I SAY, THE RAPTURE AND TRIBULATION IS GOING TO HAPPEN IN OUR GENERATION!


Click on the link. Different people has different thinking that which will come first.
http://www.factnet.org/discus/messages/3/13723.html



The Bible clearly states that Jesus will come again and judge all men.

Acts 1:9-11 - Jesus will personally come again, just as He left.

Romans 14:11,12 - Just as surely as God lives, all men will be judged. If there is a living, immortal God in heaven, then you will be judged!

Acts 17:30,31 - God appointed the day of judgment and gave assurance by raising Jesus from the dead. Just as surely as Jesus arose, just that surely we will be judged.

Hebrews 9:27 - It is appointed to man once to die and after this the judgment. Judgment is just as sure as death.

And after the rapture and tribulation, then the whole earth will be wiped out or something and there will be a new earth, according to Jayna.
But the christians will be saved I think.

Those who are christians, take out your bible and read the last book of the bible, revelations.

Jesus ended the bible by saying
"Yes, I am coming soon."
Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.
The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God's peope.
Amen.
Those non-christians, give it a thought. Pretty please. We really want to save you :D

THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS.

Dumb Shit

Credits to Rebecca :D

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

I Hate Sore Throat!

MY SOAR THROAT IS BACK ONCE AGAIN
-.-
I feel like a man now.
Deep and hoarse voice.
So now I can't eat any chocolates.
NONE AT ALL ):
& lolipops
& candies
& MORE CHOCOLATES

):

Signing off,
Joanne the man ;