Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Haven't been updating for long but nothing much happened. Saturday was awesome, especially greeting was way way way funny! I've got my love-at-first-side shoes (grins)

Was having high glucose at the ending part of recess, then suddenly we had this idea to take pictures with random people we seezzzzz :B


Renia keesiao one.............., talk like chikopeh, somemore nonsensical one! HA HA.

Renia: Somemore laaaaaaa, somemore la! EH TAKE THAT ONE TAKE THAT ONE! THAT ONE CHONGSAM ONE! THAT ONE THAT ONE FASTER GO GO GO!
Yay sucess!!!!!!!!!

Then the twins rejected us............................................ -.- WAHLAU I EMO ALR LA. LOL LOL. Then we took one with the last girl before heading up to classroom. THE COUNSELLOR CHASED US AWAY.!

The bad part was we didn't wore any enthic costumes (Except sandy!) Wanted to go vivo to rent because didn't had time :( Next year next year!

Assembly was mainly cheering, poking, sweating, bullying (you-know-who-you-are, karen stop laughing!), and strawsssssssssssss. Great invention of straws, can put on hair one hor.! Eugene's chin hit the top of my head while bending to sit down. PRO OR WHAT LOL. Picture-lazy!


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edited.

Met Mrs yeo for class counselling today ha ha she's really nice i asked for biscuits and she readily offered to me :) But she started talking alot about praying in school! Saying that should not pray so loudly and openly in school! And what must find a discrete place to have prayer meeting. .....................................and that we should not change chung cheng into a christian school. WTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWTWT.

Saturday, July 19, 2008



Jimmy choo always wears the same design of shirts the 'PHYSICAL EDUCATION' one, just that of different colours, but he wore blue yesterday and today he wore blue again ho ho!

J.choo: Okay class today we're going to take height and weight.
Me: HUH BUT I ATE ALOT OF CHOCOLATES FOR BREAKFAST TODAY LEH!!!! The fats all digested already.
(SNORT SANDY LAUGHED THE LAUGHEST HA)

I'm close to my 40kg target already, yay go me, chant apple diet apple diet :) TODAY GOT GHOST WHISPERER, MUST.GO.WATCH :D

Friday, July 18, 2008

This is what happens when your handbook lands in the hands of evil unconsiderate mean people..........................!







I pratically walked the whole way through for the one round run around school during netball today hehehehehehehe. Stomach was awfully pain (!!) was having cold sweat (I WANTED TO SKIP NB BUT PUFFFTTT). Oh oh netball 'hotos, i saw them! They have really bad photoshop skills i must say, anyhow cropped xuewen's hair tsk!

Today during lunch: I told aunty 'AUNTYYYY MEE POK, CHAO LA!!!!!!!!!!!' (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) Chao la = super hot zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. And she really did! Sizzling...., and i didn't had pink dolphin to accompany me!

I WANT MY GEOG FIELDTRIP TO BE ON TUES/THURS LAAAAAAAAA :(

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ugly betty's lesson are really boring and i don't like her cuz she took away my quiz paper with my six cute tortoises drawings on it :( :((( Bird's eye view from the top of lecture hall today during first period, one hour standing leyyyyyyyy just for a worksheet pttf.

I was spinning round and round during recess today on a rollar chair next to karen's bext friend (da piano haha) I ALMOST FELL OFF OKAYZZZZZ BUT VERY FUN + like rollar coaster like that ehhhhhhhhh :B

Eugene just wasn't his usual self during vball interclass today! Corey had a bad-smack-ball day, keep hitting the net but nehmind! Zehao, you owe me a big fat chicken rice meal for your rest of your life..................!

Nametag tomorrow! I hope i really hope this time they don't get it wrong!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I guess youtube has the greatest function/service/entertain CUZ APPARENTLY someone took the effort to enter youtube and searched for breakdancing lessons HA HA HA HA applause for sandy!


.................. attempting to break dance LOL.


Came in late for cmp @ library again! Ha ha ha left canteen late, rushed back to class to take cmp textbook. We were like 'EH WE ARE THE FIRST TO REACH CLASS AGAIN LEH!!!!' (Cos the class was empty as everyone went to the library alrdy!) 'Aiya just tell the teacher that WE THOUGHT WE WERE THE FIRST TO REACH BACK CLASSROOM but we didn't know that the venue was changed to library so we were late hahahahaha!'



The art of sleeping heheheheheheheheeehehehehehahahoho.


Kele sings very loudly! O: HA HA HA.


And this is what happens when MARCUS CHIN snatches your book and passes it to SZUYUAN..............................................

HEART ATTACK LEY. !!!!!!!!!! I high blood pressure eh!


Maths new south wales is FISHING BORING WITH A ZZZZZZZZZBUZ. I brought my dice along to tikam answers but it went mia just before the paper started!! SOMEONE STOLE IT LA ROAR, COREY FOOL, NOW YOU OWE ME A CHOC FOR TAKING MY DICE.

Samuel siaoooooooo, don't anyhow poke people, very the scary one y'know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAKE PEOPLE JUMP UP FROM NO WHERE TSK.

Catched hellboy and ahhhhhahahaha it was really good, but long :)

Monday, July 14, 2008





From left:
1. Renia licking karen's neck (!!)
2. Karen flowing with the wiiiiiiind.
3. Daphne licking my computer screen.
4. Siewting magically transformed into Joanne.
5. Joanne slapping Siewting's eye ha ha ha!


It was great to see 10 people for chung cheng prayer meeting today! Like from only a mere 3 people, its so grown bigger......and stronger :) Shared about nubian gents ha ha shuling act shy only! Oh and i've got to go thru The New Journey with renia....! Come renia renia, i'm your shee-fuuuuuu. :)




Dava had a week mc! I don't know what happened to him but but it does really sounds serious! :( Okay relief teacher was cool, she let me use my phoneyiez and i took videos' of zehao, samantha and eugene! I thought interaction was going to be cool again, but not until when our art teacher popped it, oh gracious. AT LEAST SHE LET US WATCHED HEROS, BUT URGH I FELL ASLEEP Z.



Chou Ah maaaaaaa, i still can't master the pajiao eyes eh! :(


'Best me. says:
Say thank you

Best me. says:
I give you kitkat leh!

Joanne. says:
OKAY THANK YOU VERIIII MUCH!


Best me. says:
GOOD GIRL.

Best me. says:
Rmb go NTUC buy choc for me.'

Yes corey fool, its vice versa, so please remember to buy me chocolates from ntuc too :)
Happy 520th post, +++ asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnm awesome Nubian Gents.!!!!!! :D I have many to say and i might just rant and rant, yes yes too much to talk about ha ha. Talk about faith. :)

Right from the beginning, headed to fareast and wisma with Joan. Boo i hate 17. :( Took me 30 minutes just to get to bedok interchange. Rounds and round like a old naggy nanny z. Ha ha anyway was a little late for prayer meeting but i was glad i went still, pamela couldn't held back her tears i guess, we're right beside you okay! :) Devil was attacking, she hurt her leg after that, super deep cut :(

I think almost all the cells ordered pizza! HA HA HA. I ate two pizzas, spilled some coke, stole two kfc dumbsticks, gobbled down 3 fries, tore the pinic mat and-whats-not hehehehehehe 8) GAMES WAS FUNNY, BONDING AY. We had someone named Isaac too! I suck in double wacko........neh neh!




I stalked Isaac Quah!



Pizzahut's still better, but Canadian's cheaper, oh well!





Kendrick was walking behind i think! HA.



Luv you girls (L)


Daphne, Shuling, Leandra & Blossom came not long after games started! Joan Chew brought around 6 flenz (all guys somemore tsk!) then shuling was like 'EH I GOT CATCH THAT PERSON FOR UNTUCK SHIRT BEFORE LEH!'
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA now not in school laaaaaaaaa, dear counsillor!

Mr Remus
actually came!!!!!! :D He accepted Me & Duck's invitation, and thanks for the tube thingy with jesus loves you inside the tube! Lovely :) It was awkward to socialise with him at first but things went well after a while, and he says i'm not as enthusiastic when it comes to his life science lesson! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.................!

Joann, charis, lydia, crystal, pamela and amberlie went up early to help us reserve fifty good seats! AND WE MANAGED TO GOT CENTER, FIRST FEW ROWS. Oh yeah and our cell got the highest number of invited friends, fourty flenz! Its was heartwarming to see the whole of worship center fully filled up, a thousand youths in an average church in pasir ris! :D

I counted........! We had around 21 cheng chungers that came yesterday.............blissful joy deep down in my (heart!) mmmm :)

(NUBIAN GENTS LUVLUV)







BENTON AND JASON WENT UP ON STAGEEEEEEEEE! :D :D :D HAHAHAHA BETON IS SERIOUSLY CRAZILY RETARDED BUT CENTRAL TWO IS SO PROUD OF HIM! HE DANCE HE DANCED! :D HAHAHAHA. I was telling shuling benton(sec 3) is from cchms too!!!, and our conversation can be heard in the video, I DIDNT KNOW -.-

NUBIAN GENTS ARE WAY COOL MAN AHAHAHA I wonder how the red-hair girl danced with those super big round earrings! THE NEON WORM PART WAS SUPER COOLIOZ, I didn't videoed that part down! :(


Hey yo Mr Life science teacher! 8) Sidenote: Pastor Joyce on big screen, spot her! Hahaha.

Okay this is going to be in caps but the last part of the entire night was really something that i'd never forget. I thank god for the salvations and redications. I walked down the alter together with Shuling, and I gave Renia a warm hug. I teared. :) We have taken back what the devil had stolen away from us!

Renia, your tears really means alot to god, and as well to me :)



Leandra, you are crazily tall and stop bending downnnnnnnnnnnn! HA.



ooooooooooooo i have no idea where kele and renia disappeared too!



Don't anyhow leave your specs around next time ha ha!



Joan chew, Alisa :) ) ) ) ) )


Group peekchures still with Mr R's cam! He promised to sent me by today ROAR. 5 E's leh, my emailllllllllll!


Ethel's. says:
You know something.

Joanne. says:
yes yes!

Ethel's. says:
I saw you yesterday, and I kept waving at you like mad.

Ethel's. says:
BUT YOU NEVER WAVE BACK! ):

Joanne. says:
I NEVER SEE YOUUUUUUUUUU!

Joanne. says:
ROAR!

Joanne. says:
WHERE WHERE!

Ethel's. says:
JOANNE ONG, HOW CAN YOU!

Joanne. says:
LOL.

Ethel's. says:
I was right at the end.

Ethel's. says:
then I was like waving and waving.

Ethel's. says:
Then my friend was like, 'eh, dont care her lah. She like cannot see you'.

Ethel's. says:
Then I was like,

Ethel's. says:
CAN ONE, CAN ONE! THEN I KEEP ON WAVING.

Joanne. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Joanne. says:
I TOO SHORT CANNOT IS IT! :P

Ethel's. says:
UNTIL MY CELL LEADER TOLD ME TO STOP. -.-

LOLOLOL ETHEL WHY YOU SO CUTE EH. 'You must remember to write: I love Ethel alot.' Yes i better write, I LOVE ETHEL ALOT! In caps somemore leyyyyyyyy!



I thank all you guys who came, you all really made my day love :)

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Fancy the bookshop spelling my name Joanne and Joame (!!) Another 3 more days for re-collection of dumb nametag, save all the trouble if i hadn't lose it in the first place hmph. Helping indie creating his livejournal now, i say awesome password :) :) :) Gluck for band tmrrrrrrrr cedar!
I feel like slapping my butterfingers hands//////// or else i wouldn't topple the (more chocolate) hot fudge sundae on the floor *slamdunk (there were 2 on the tray!)........and the woman wouldn't just kept claiming that we were playing with food (WE WONT PLAYING!!!, I HATE ACCUSES, LOL) and forget it if she doesn't offer to change a new one for ussssssss. RAH MY BAD MY BAD. Boho i just turned and the hotfudge flew off the tray. :/

We had to go to the extend of two spoons sharing one hotfudge, instead of one each. There goes our lunch goooooof. Sorry mwong! Babe i owe you a hotfudge okayzzzz!

Tongue twisters are absolute sezy ha ha ha. ........... 'Mr See owned a saw. And Mr Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. Before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw. Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore. Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!' HA HA HA HA HA WEEPING SO CUTE, DO YOU SEE THIS!

But i still love my group's one, teacher saved us for the last hee heeee ^^^^^ 'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.' WE RAPPED THAT(plus muffheelajuku actions!) OUT LOLOLZ SO CHEESY.

Rushed thru chinese compo today w/o dictionary is so torturous man, maths/physics tests coming up next week.

NUBIAN GENTS TOMORROW JUST GETS ME HHHHHHHH-UP!!!!!!! I don't know what to wearrrrrrr wahaha. Oh Mr R and Miss I said they're coming, ooooooooooooooooo!

OREO AND STRAWVERRY POCKY ARE (L)(L)(L)(L)(L)

EDITTED!! :
Oh and i think prostitutes disguise themselves a good job! I wouldn't have recongise them if not for their weird talking launguage lol. HA HA ALL OF THEM SHOPPING FOR MINI SKIRTS AND SKIMPY WEAR. I tell you............cityplazza is fun to explore yo.
*Nudge michelle. Is it that one?!?! Wah wear pyjamas come here! LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Friday, July 11, 2008

I saw a pretty rainbow during flag raising today! 8) 8) Jimmy choo(...eh is it chu?!) didn't came for pe today RAH YOU STUPID BOMBTART HEAD. Yellow welly noodles filled up my lunch today.! ITS WAS SO OILY BUT HA AH HA I COOKED IT. Say what about healthy lifestyle, we're sure to get lowwwwww marks, hor kingkong?

Netball got me sweating like piggggo. I could catch up with Beeleng's pair work throws ^^ I can't wait to watch The prom night!!!!!!!!!!!! QUICK QUICK K K K AHHH.

Daphne treated me to oreooooo, i guess its my reward for not skipping netball? :) AHAHA TYVM. Oh yeah and thanks stepf for the ride back!


Osim massaging chair..........? vvvrrrrrromm. (HA HA YOU TWO COUNTING SUCKS, EXCEED TWO NEH NEH)

Thursday, July 10, 2008


5 things for a perfect wednesday:


1. No flag raising!!!!!! Except the rain soaked up the entire of my shoe so squishy squashy like taupok.!
2. TERIMAKASEH M.WONG FR THE CHOCOLATE SUNDAE. :D
3. Luv you guys, vball interclass team, well doneeeeeeeeee!
4. ONE.FIFTEEN OWN!
5. Teevee watch hee heeee (PRELOVED) ooooooooooooooooooo 8)


Its a steal its a steal!! Oh oh yes yes you're you're having having double double vision vision :) :)


'We won!' (Vball interclass match 1)
Sent me jigglezzzzzzzz when i received the sms cos i didn't had faith in corey (HA HA HA HA HAAAAA) Then not long after he called.
'We lostttttttttttttttttt.'
And i went way down down down :( :( :(........................LIE TO ME LEY. (!) Then he passed the phone to jingshi but she went 'NONOO WE WON LAAAAA!' ooooozh :) :) :) :) We won, i thought! We won we won! Then szu yuan took over the phone and TALKED TO ME IN CHINESE,
WO MEN SHUUUUUUUUUU-U-U-U!!!! Then suddenly marcus popped out of nowhere and shouted YES YES WE LOST LEH to the phone. Then Eugene got hold the phone and said 'We didn't win la!'

ARE THEY LIKE PLAYING PASS THE PARCEL. -.- HA HA HA. I KNOW THEY WERE LYING EVENTUALLY AND WE ACTUALLY WONNNNNNNNN CHEERS LUV YOU GUYS (L)(L)

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Yeah was supposed to head down to anglican high to watch chung cheng vs ngee ann, but too rush! Match was early. LOL sorry joel, didn't managed to get down to support! But you guys won anyway! ROAR CHUNG CHENG LOSTTTTTTTT :( Duman was there too! Russell just told me...................rah can't see them play but do ex-coral-primary proud okay!

I'm hunting for my black vest! :9

PS: Hey darryl! I don't know if you're reading this, but just want to say don't go * yourself okay. Its hurts alot alot alot and plus it does no good to you! YOU WANT A SCAR LEFT ON YOUR WRIST? NO RIGHT. I don't know how things is going for you but i'll try to help! Just rmb, tkcare!!!!!!!! And cheer up ^^v Emo guys don't head town.........!

Anyone want to sponser me fifteen bucks? :)
I want the bag from isetan hee hee!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


GUESS WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY.PHONE.LAGGED.LIKE.NEVER.BEFORE. Samuel & Corey double foo, waste $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ only HA HA!



DAPHNE SUCKS >D

I keep losing my things i dont know why! I can't find my name tag in the morning (then had to remake it but goooood, now without chinese name!) then i couldn't find my dumb thermometer! 6 bucks is going to poof away from me for good again.

Skipped trng, parkway! :)

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

ME IS HAPPY TODAY COS ITS YOUTH DAY 8) Me is also veriiiiiii happy cuz me had yummy chocolate cake for breakfast! ME DIDN'T HAD LUNCH TODAY. Me feels that me should give cathay a big fat tight slap too bahahahaha :@

OKAY ME SHOULD REALLY STOP (TWITING?!?!).

I woke up at nine which was lateeeeee, rushed to siewting's house for cake (TYVM) and bused to white sands! Photobooth', bank, library, walked to ehub.





///////////////////// met R and D afterwards.

They had pasta mania for lunch (HA HA I skipped lunch) and daphne keeps calling people nehneh..........!



5 out of 10000000000000000 peeks. :)



My dear boy smsed!



Oh nooooooooo, he just had a car accident. (HAHAHA GOT ACCIDENT STILL CAN SMS)



(DONT GET SAD!) Okay.........i'm faking a smile :)))))))



Don't care boy alr laaaaaa, EAT MY PASTA, ITS GETTING COLD!

HAHAHAHAHA I think i love writing scripts. CANDIDS. And all their expressions were constipated.........! 8)

Headed over to the (very big and comfy green chairs) cafe to chill. Siewting ordered her fish and chips, daphne had her chocolate latte?


I had some too! LOL FINE, I SHALL STOP HAVING THE HABIT OF KOPPING.





I TELL YOU THEIR TABLES ARE DAMN COOL AY-SEH. :D




Siewting wanted me to take this ahaha she is a retard.


I don't know why, but suddenly ehub rose up to like 10 degrees AND IT WAS SO COLD BRRRRRGAH. Bad quality images with lousy lighting sucks alotttttttt, i know :(









WHAT'S OUR PROBLEM HA.


And i puff and pufffff..........and blow your house down!


Random, the wind was really cooling today luvluv. Oh and we met Blossom and ginny! (HIIIIIIII) :D




Kingkong finally came and i forced her to chip in for popcorn so i could pay lesser! (GRINS) Oh yes yes yes yes yes die die must complain. (Okay i think you should really skip this whole chunk of words pssssstttt)

E!HUB CATHAY:
We booked 3pm hancock. (Daphne said twice, 3pm) Apparently the person gave us the wrong timing (1pm) but we didn't realised that (OKAY OUR BAD, AW). So we went in for the 3pm show, sat at our seats and found out that a group was also taking our seats! Got pretty confused, then the guy 'chased' us out when he checked our tickets and told us we were at the wrong time slot. Cathay woman took over us, LECTURED us on being irresponsible for not checking our tickets for the time after booking them. Now We couldn't watch hancock 3pm (!!!!!!!!) AND NO REFUNDS. She said hancock5pm, but couldn't make it. So she suggested WANTED instead (I WANT TO WATCH THIS BADLY), and we were like sure no problem! But she said had to produce id to prove above 16 (but we were only 14), so she went 'then cannot watch wanted what, you all look so young anyway'. TO THINK WHO SUGGESTED WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE, AND NOW YOU ARE CONTRADICTING YOUR OWN WORDS. Settled with The Strangers 3.30pm in the end!

.................ha ha ha ha siewting almost couldn't control her anger. BUT WAHLIEW REALLY MAKES MY BLOOD BOILS MAN.

The Stranger had no storyline (WTWTWTWTWT) at all.........BALLS. But atmosphere was so much better than shuttle. ^^z Surround sound system was 5 thumbs up (!) like BOOM BOOM and i started screaming at some parts when paperman suddenly appear right in front of the screen. SIEWTING WAS WORST, SHE SHOOK THE WHOLE CHAIR AS IF I WAS IN A ROLLAR COASTER RIDE HA HA!

I was busy munching on popcorn, then suddenly this stupid face appeared with loud sound effects, and I almost toppled the whole popcorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Ehub toilets are s.ezyyyyyyyyyy. 8)