Ameila emailed this to me. Found it interesting? Haha.

Chinese Version
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang

English Version
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown

Phua Chu Kang Version
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...

Ah-Beng Version
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai

Latest Reservist Army Version
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no breathe)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)

Osama version
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?

Bush version
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I phai
No choice ask them go fly kite


Next tuesday will be going to History Fieldtrip. So not looking forward to it. Maybe yes :/ At least get to slack, which rock more than studying :D Oh, yay! Monday no school. Rotting at home.
Music is a time for vandalising your body :D
I wrote my name all over! Renia helped me write on my leg -.- Thanks anyway. It can't be washed off thought. Hahaha. Who cares.

Science = Super Boringgggg
Stupid Samson, he's freaky. I want MR TAN BACK! D:

Ran 1.2 today. And my standing broad jump is total shit! :D I bet I can't even get a C. Hahaha! Today was crazy. We played catching in class cos English teacher didn't come(yes, I know we're childish!), and the chairs & tables became very messy -.-
My sore throat is going to come back sooner or later, which sucks.

I've like nothing to post about :X

Shall go watch Huan Huan Ai now! Then rant in my livejournal later on. I've something private to rant about! LOL.

I was almost late for school today, by 20 seconds.

The bus was driving at such a slow speed to school today. And almost every stop, red light -.- Then when I got off the buss, it was already 7.25pm.
DIE DIE ALREADY LA :X
Cos you know, you have to take 10mins to walk right inside Chung Cheng cos its located very deep inside. And I've to chiongggggggg.

7.28, I was outside Chung Cheng :D
But then they locked the side gate -.- So I have to chiong all the way to the main gate. Wth la. Heng, I wasn't late. And I almost went to the wrong class la! Gong gong already :/

Anyway, Character First was about eggs today. We have to wrap one egg with only papers and straws. Then throw it 3 storeys down. See if got break anot -.-
Our egg became from a normal egg to a ostrich egg(or maybe even bigger than that!). But it still break anyway. Hahaha!

Netball was fun! Total slack! Cos was our netball phototaking, didn't want to sweat so just sit down and talk! The fun shot was the best! :D The Pajamas stand together! Yay. Played a game, and yeah. Ended netball.

First day of school for term 3 is pretty good.
Missed my friends, had lots of fun, slacked almost the whole day etc. :D

Met my new English and Science teacher. My science teacher is kinda freaky? He says he doesn't want anyone to score prefect in science. So if you get 68/70, he will try to lower down your marks. Like if your line is not straight(by just a tiny but), he will deduct marks -.- But he's funny la.

ACC today is total fun! Our new ACC teacher is such a blast! I like her :D
Her laughter is very contagious. Once she laugh, the whole class laugh along with her! Cos she laugh like a witch, like 'hehehehehehehe'. Damn funny.

Oh and I have a twin teacher! My Ray Yeo and Mr Roy Yeo. One teach us English Lit and the other teaches us Music.

Took class photo today! And welcome back to school Wan Ning! She's like been away from school since February to June. She was staying in the hospital :X Anyway, Mr Bercury printed our photos during the school sports day. I sucked in all the photos [:

And as I expected, our principal crapped alot during assembly today :/

PS: I finally cleared all my neoprints in my wallet.
And now my wallet feel so empty -.-
PSS: Updated my livejournal :D
PSSS: Going to change my blogskin soon again!

Went to the doctor, and I've got my hotpink pills! :D
But the pills are so big that I have to chop it up into four smaller pieces so that I can swallow -.-

Tomorrow school reopen. How great. Cos I have not finish memorising that stupid long chinese passage. And my parents have not signed my report book yet :X I bet my bag is going to be extremely heavy on the first day of school. Guai kia much? [:

And I'm going to chuck the whole lot of books into my locker! Yay.
I'm like so pleased with my term 3 timetable k. School ends at 1.15pm almost everyday! Unlike last term, everyday end at 2.15 and 4.15 -.-
I wonder how my new teachers look like. I want Mr Tan back! Gah.

Created my xanga and livejournal account. Most probably going to be private :D But I'm noob at it la -.-

Finally changed my skin :D
In Internet Explorer, the background will be black! [:
But in Firefox, it will be half brown half black ]: Wtf. LOL.

Okay. So today woke up at 6 and left the house at 6.45. Bus-ed to school for netball. Ordered our sec ones netball jersey! :D
Orange & White! :]
Bought fbts too. Royal blue, hottt red, sexy orange etc.

Yay! We can write our names behind our jersey! But Celine suggested nicknames. So yeah, everyone agreed to nickname.
Mine would be JOJO :D
And Michelle's MOJO :D
And Pearlyn's PURPLE.
Heard from Renia that she's putting RAIN. Ahahaha! Pretty excited about our jersey!

I still can't get over the fact that my handphone is spoilt. Shit me D:
Currently using my old phone. The LG one. And I tell you, it sucks pretty much! [:
& YES, TANHUISHAN! YOU CAN CALL ME AT NIGHT AS USUAL ALREADY! SHOUT HOORAY :D

Seriously, I can't survive without my handphone ]:
Like everything I do, I need my handphone. Stupid water. Shit, shit, shit. Gahhh.

I wanted to check what day was it today - Handphone Calendar
Sms/Call friends - Hanphone
Take pictures - Handphone Camera(Sorry, this few weeks there will be a lack of photos in my blog)
Listen Music - Handphone

Handphone, handphone, handphone.

I rather my handphone to get confiscated than spoil ]:
Confiscate at least 1 week only. But spoil? 1 month I think!

Cos apparently THE WATER WENT INSIDE MY PHONE and yea, can't work.
And I doubt my parents would buy me a new phone since I bought my phone this year only. And this worst thing is,

ALL MY CONTACTS WOULD BE GONE.
ALL MY FILES INSIDE MY PHONE TOO.

WHAT SHIT?! >:O

PS: I'll be changing my blogskin real soon :D

SHIT. MY PHONE IS SPOILT ]: AWW.
And I can't find my stupid warranty card! Wtf. Have to spent money to repair it la.
So the only ways to contact me now is through msn and tagboard :D

Anyway, I escaped to Indonesia today! LOL.
Inverter is fun :D

I opened my eyes throughout and when we're like hanging upside down for that 3 seconds, me and Huishan laughed like siao. Is like throughout the whole ride, we're talking and laughing! [:

Rollar Coaster is butt and stomach hitting [:
Wet and Wild is the time for swearing! [:
Flipper is when we'd laugh at that DIEDIEMAN [:

Too bad Rainbow, PIRATE SHIP(?!) and Revolution were not open -.-
And guess what? They gave us 3 free tickets to Escape Theme Park! :D

Bought Hot Fudge Sundae. And I steal Huishan's ice-cream! Mwhahaha.

The Mechanical Contrivium : Trivia about Joanne Ong Yi Ting

1. Early thermometers were filled with Joanne Ong Yi Ting instead of mercury.
2. Antarctica is the only continent without Joanne Ong Yi Ting!
3. Joanne Ong Yi Ting can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
4. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Joanne Ong Yi Ting.
5. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Joanne Ong Yi Ting.
6. Scientists have discovered that Joanne Ong Yi Ting can smell the presence of autism in children.
7. Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from Joanne Ong Yi Ting!
8. If Joanne Ong Yi Ting was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
9. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Joanne Ong Yi Ting!
10. California is the biggest exporter of Joanne Ong Yi Ting in the world!

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

Try out your name :D
They give you ridiculous facts about your name. Which of cos, isn't true [: Hahah.

3 more hours to Escape To Indonesia! Will be going to Huishan's house first :D

Went to Huishan and Nicole's house today :D
Played volleyball and crapped! And that volleyball kept on rolling to the long-gan! D: Went to the mini mart and got reminded of our primary school days. [:
Tomorrow going to Escape Theme Park Escape to Indonesia again! Third time going during this June Holidays!

Circle Circle Dot Dot :D



Artist: Jamie Kennedy
Album: Other Song Lyrics
Title: Circle Circle Dot Dot

(Chorus)
Circle circle dot dot (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
You think that girl is hot? (uh huh)
I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay)
I'll fuck her anyway.

{Jamie Kennedy}
Circle circle dot dot, (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
I think that booty's hot, (uh huh)
I'd give it booty song,
that booty's so i'll make it drop to the drop drop to the drop drop to the make it drop,
to the floor
lets get more,(a huh) Okay,
gimme some more.

[Stu Stone]
we getting drunk now, with the shot shot to the shot shot to the shot shot
We going chase these not double stamp it no erasies with the bap bap to the bap bap
here comes the bouncer dont get caught
kindly introduce me to the friends that you brought
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
I'm having fun today

(Chorus 2x)

{Jamie Kennedy}
Yo circle circle dot dot
yo this shits workin' please dont stop
now kindly please remove your top and please dont say that your a cop
Show me yours Ill show you mine and we'll play doctor until nine
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
girl you drivin me insaine

[Stu Stone]
Sane in the brain to the don't please to the menday
I spend should the spend spend to the plenty
we could do it hard we could do it gently
everyday i pretend-a caraventlae
if you want Stu skis you can rent me (rent me)
if you want to see the piece check the pant leg
uh huh (uh huh)ok (ok)
come on everybody say

(Chorus)
Circle circle dot dot (uh huh)
I got my cootie shot, (uh huh)
You think that girl is hot? (uh huh)
I think I'd rather not. (uh huh) uh huh (okay) okay (okay)
I'll fuck her anyway.
uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok) its time to hit the breaks

[Stu Stone]
shake that shit yoshake that shit
dont fake that shit dont break that shit
Shake that shit yo shake that shit
Shake that shit yo shake that shit..
uh huh (uh huh) ok (ok)uh huh (uh huh) ok (OKAY!)

Circle circle dot dot (a huh) I got my cootie shot, (a huh) You think that girl is hot? (a huh) I think I'd rather not. (a huh) a huh (okay) okay (okay) I'll fuck her anyway. Circle circle dot dot (a huh) I got my cootie shot, (a huh) You think that girl is hot? (a huh) I think I'd rather not. (a huh) a huh (okay) okay (okay) I'll fuck her anyway

Those in bold, I find them omfgzxzxz.

And the tittle Circle Circle Dot Dot makes me think of something.

Circle Circle

Dot Dot

EYES LAAAAAAA! -.-

This is the way, uh-huh uh-huh
I like it, I love it~

We sang that countless times during the netball carnival. LOL :D
Anyway those 5 matches weren't that bad after all. Chung Cheng were the shreks! But yeah, without the hairband la -.- BUT COACH WORE A GREEN HAIRBAND [:
Was pretty over-happy when we won ITE. No, not boasting :X
Almost every team won them -.-
Ate kfc for lunch. Was kinda noisy. I spilled my coke on the floor and table :/

Oh, I may be going to Star Cruise on friday. Coming back on Saturday. Siannn.

{ RANDOM :D }

See the power of punctuation? LOL.

Went to Kele's house the other day for project. Spotted this poster!

Find something different is this poster that is different from the rest! :D

Huishan's house also have this poster! [:

We had FOUR CONVERSATIONS!

Made my computer damn lag -.-

This conversation between Me, Huishan & Nicholas is damn funny la! Enlarge to see :D

Me and Huishan were laughing our ass off man!

That hotpink words are the whole chunk of information on how to get to Sentosa.

Weiling, you've got power laa!

Scissors, Paper, Stoning with Siewting one day.

She won me -.-
SPIDERMANNNNNNNNNNN! :D

That day, I wanted to create another url. LOL.

See that word verification code? ndljs?
NaBei LanJiaos :D

Found these pictures on some web.

Some great ways to 'cheer' your teacher up when marking your work :D

Coach is ...
She made the sec ones do 500 skipping, 30 leg lifts and 50 crunches D:
Tiring can. Now my stomach is like so pain ]:
& what's more, tomorrow the carnival already! Wtf? :O

LOL. Anyway yesterday's cell was kinda fun. We played Indian Poker. Grabriel and Isaac had to drink Green Tea + Coconut Drink + Chilli Sauce + Marshmellow + Twisties. All these mixed together :X
Its pure disgusting! :/

But they still drank it! Then official cell about the OTC started like at 9? LOL. Later right? HAHA.
Ended like around 9.20 -.-
Shortest cell ever! HEEEEEE.

And here's a video Joachim(sp?) showed us yesterday during service.
Don't laugh at the first part where the lady was singing. Continue watching! Its like so fab! Their dancing! [:
02:12 and 02:17, watch! I wonder how they did that! {:
NUBIAN GENTS :D



AND GUESS WHAT, JOAN & JAYNA?
THEY'RE COMING TO MEGALIFE AND PERFORM FOR US! :D

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1EMPATHY CHALET ; 100607 ♥
Summary again! Photos later! [:

First Day
1. Met them at White Sands.
- Went to arcade first while waiting for the others.
- Took the chalet bus to Coasta Sands Resort.
2. Saw everyone over there already.
- Some had big bags small bags -.-
- Helped them to carry some. Very heavy :x
3. Chalet room no. J1932 :D
- Unpacked stuffs.
- Lie down on the bouncy bed. Yay.
4. Escape theme park!
5. Tahpao dinner.
- Went back to chalet.
- Watched movie, Norbit. And watched 'It started with a kiss' And 'Ying Cha Liang Zuo' (Midnight show)
6. Stayed awake the whole night!
- Bitch talking.
- Scaring of each other.
- Playstation!
- Security Guard came to complain say we very loud. Say what if we continue to make so much noise then we have to sleep at the bus-stop -.-
7. Could not sleep. Everyone were extremely awake.
- 4am, Went down to downtowneast.
- Cybercafe, used computer for one hour.
- Bought Macdonald ice-cream to perk myself up :D
8. Went back to chalet room.
- Realise some of them were sleeping :x
- Softer our volume.

Second Day
1. Went back to Macdonalds to have breakfast(6am)
- But in the end did not eat.
- My ice-cream still haven't digest -.-
2. Roam around downtowneast even though its very early in the morning.
- No shops open, nothing to do.
3. Went back to chalet room.
- Played playstation again -.-
- I slept for like 15 mins only.
- The boys kept on shouting.
4. ESCAPE THEME PARK AGAIN! :D
5. PASIR RIS PARK :D
- Cycled for 1 hour.
- Panted like siao.
- Went to playground.
- SO FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!
6. BBQ!
- Smoke pollution :/
- Prawns, Sotong balls, Hotdogs, Sussage, Chicken Wings, Lychee Dessert, Chocolate Marshmellows, drinks, tibits etc.
7. Miss Mok order free 2 pizzas for us! Hawaii and Chicken bbq pizza :D
THANKS MISSMOK♥!
8. Went up to chalet room and watched CCS2!
- Acted like the judges and gave comments to the constentants. LOL.
9. Cleared the BBQ pit.
- Met Samantha Or's older brother.
- Smart Sandy joked that Karen wanted his number. And we were all like LMAO! [:
10. Went home.

HOME SWEET HOME :D

And now for the pictures!

On the Shuttle Bus to Costa Sands Resort :D


Rachel brought so many things -.-
LOL.


Met them at Down Town East [:

Settled Down.


Sleeping over one another :X


Take a look at how messy our room is :D


That's where those ants invaded our table -.-

PLAYSTATION2 :DDD


Burger King and KFC for Dinner! [:


They're naked! LOL. Just joking la.


Saw a lady playing. Wah lau! Damn funny!


Eight persons = 1 Machine
Each person one arrow! :X
But failed in the end -.-


Staying up awake the whole night :D
And that's Amanda! Rightttt at the front.


Daphne's! (:


RENIAAAAAA~


Thanks Karen for the lightstick! Purple gay! Yay.


The quiet Down Town East at 4am :/


Meet MR RONALD MCDONALDS :D


Me and Mr Ronald's feet :D
See that big difference!


Miss Mok came for our BBQ! {:


THANKS JINGSHI, RACHEL, SAMANTHA OR AND AUNTIE FOR PREPARING THE BBQ :D
I LOVE YOU!


Huang Laoshi came too! Wheee. Her kids are uber cute k :D


Miss Mok ordered pizza! Awww, so sweet of her la. Thanks!


Sorry if we'd make you broke :X


Hawaiian and Chicken bbq! [:


I was so obsessed with Rachel's hair! :D


WHERE ARE MY MARSHMELLOWS? All eaten -.-