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i just spilled water on my bed. Now it looks like I peed on the bed, i hope the nurse don't get the wrong idea :( hehe. Been talking to sam seah on msn, and the same lovely c2 bunch. Feel so tempted to post someone's pri school photos BEST I TELL YOU HAHA entertained me like mad.

Okay I shall not :)

Hm I wonder why the nurse have to ask me the same old questions 5 times, did you pass motion today? Then I will shake my head.

Is shitting really important for you to get well? DO I REALLY NEED TO SHIT TO RECOVER? HA HA HA HA HA um i am still thinking about it.

Joanne says:
I haven't shit for 3 days

Joan says:
TSKTSK

Joan says:
NO WONDER CANNOT RECOVER HAHAHA

Joan says:
CONSTIPATION

Joanne says:
MUST SHIT ONE AH? LOL

Joan says:
TRY LAH

Joan says:
GO SHIT

Joanne says:
HOW TO

Joan says:
JUST

Joan says:
FORCE

Joan says:
HAHAHAHHA

Joan says:
OMG

Joanne says:
CANNOT ONE

Joanne says:
MUST NATURAL ONE

Joan says:
Brb I go shit

Joanne says:
BRB ALSO I GO TRY TO SHIT

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Joanne says:
CANNOT LA

Joanne says:
NOTHING COME OUT ONE

Joan says:
HAHAHAHAHHA

Joanne says:
I think the nurse will give me the shit pill later, she say one

So... I really need to shit? But tracing back. The nurse say I cannot shit because I haven't been eating much. But the reason why I hadn't been eating much is because - the food sucks. See the link!!! Ha. And because the food sucks, how to recover?!!

HAHAHAHAHA I didn't know shitting was that important. Hehe. Oh anyway the nurse said i am a lucky girl because i'm the only patient who managed to access the internet and the rest are jealous and wants my ward!!! Ha ha.

Reminds me, I got a prank call from Benton.
"Hey this is calling from the moh, are you Joanne Ong Yi Ting?"
Um yeah hi.
"I was informed that your case of h1n1 is a very extreme case."
Huh, um. ... ..
"Can you do 5 push ups for me?"
Yeah ok sure hold on.
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Ok i'm done with 5 push ups.
"Ok can I have a pepporoni pizza?"

........... .... .....BENTON CHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH AND I AM RECOVERED ALR!!!!!!!! Doc just told me. MY GOD IS A BIG AND AWESOME GOD. But I can't go home because my parents are under home quarantine, so I still have to stay in the hospital.