Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Studied at the library with pc and jx yesterday! Both were crazy, busy memorising the full name of glanost and perestroika. And stalin's full name which jx wanted to memorise, osif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili. Okay they claim it'll impress the teacher. I'm sure they will.

"Joanne, I have a 10-yr plan for you"
?????
"First, I'll feed you like a pig for 5 years."
Mmm?
"Then I'll make you run and exercise, so that your fats will turn into muscles. Next I'll slaughter you and sell you off at a high price."
....

Enlightened me! Cows run around like crazy to convert their fats into muscles so that they would fetch a higher price for sale. Cos apparently it goes by weight.

I'm left with two papers!!!!!!! Happy.

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