Thursday, May 10, 2007

Mrs. Phua Chu Kang.

Post Specially Dedicated to Mrs Phua Chu Kang :D That idiot teacher who scolded us. And she has a MOLE on her face! That explains her nickname [:

She's that teacher on your extreme left-hand side. The one in the Black Funeral Shirt and Orange Hawaii Skirt. Bad taste of clothes, I have to admit -.-

Okay. You see. We had HMT Debrief at 10.30 so before that we had Recess.
Me, Kele, Sandy, Siewting, Likim, Renia, Samantha Yee, Daphne, Karen were late.

We reached Grand Audi at 10.23 and then she say those girls walking in, come to the front. YOU ALL ARE LATE.

LATE? WE ARE SEVEN MINUTES BEFORE THE ACUTAL TIME YOU KNOW. IS YOU EARLY, NOT WE LATE!

Then she starting lecturing
SHE: What time were you release after your exams?
RENIA: 9.30
SHE: Oh. So you take ONE HOUR to eat your recess?
WTF?
SHE: -Directed to Karen- Your hair like curtain hor.
KAREN: -Starts clipping up her hair-
-.-
SHE: -Stares at me-
JOANNE: WHAT?
SHE: -Still continue staring-
KELE: -Whispers to me- Your shirt.
JOANNE: Oh shit. -Starts tucking in shirt-

After that she let us off, she says those who were late marked their attendance as ZERO.
See You Take Cloth Very White!
>:O

Then SamOr, Our Chairman, came to us and say: Have to mark you all zero leh ]: Teacher say one :/ No choice. Hai.
WE: Go debate with the teacher please... JIAYOU :D

And here's the good show!

SAM: Do I have to mark those people who came late zero?
SHE: Yes.
SAM: But they were not even late!
SHE: Yes they are!
SAM: They came at 10.20plus but the debrief only starts at 10.30
SHE: Okay. What time do you have to be in the classroom before the exam starts?
SAM: Ten to Fifteen Minutes before
SHE: That means they are late already!
SAM: BUT THIS ALSO NOT EXAM!!!!!!
SHE: -Speechless- You must be very grateful to have such a good chairman! She's very good!

AND WE WERE LIKE WOW!
SAMANTHA OR. YOU ARE OUR HERO!
WE LOVE YOU.
YAY!

And her FCUKING MOLE BROUGHT ME BAD LUCK.

I failed my Ying Yong Wen. 8/20
Third time already.
CA1 FAIL.
SA1 also FAIL.
Wah lau. I feel so useless can? ]:

Then Compo I got 36.5/70
Just passed only.
RAWRHHHH.

Total Score for Paper 1: 44.5/90
FAIL!
By Half Mark ]: ]: ]:
Chinese New Year Already lah -.-

Paper 2 at least pulled up my marks. But deprove.
Total Marks for Paper 2: 68.5/110
Still quite low.

Total Marks for Both: 108/200 which is only 56%
LAN LAH.

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